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SuperEagle
12th November 2008, 10:40 PM
yep. In this thread I only want people to say the nicest thing they can come up with about Furman. So I'll start. Furman, their woman aren't quite as ugly as the one's at App State. Next.

kennesaweagle
12th November 2008, 10:41 PM
The thing I like the most about people from Furman, is that there aren't nearly as many of them as there are people from App St.

gataman
12th November 2008, 10:47 PM
Purple is really prettier than black.......especially after a twelve pack of Yuengling.....

GATA!!!!

GSCBBA1987
12th November 2008, 11:10 PM
The nice thing about FU is that GSU will not have to worry about them having as many titles as the Blue & White......

gsu6trophies
12th November 2008, 11:58 PM
I like the way they have banners for every playoff they've been too. It makes me feel superior.

Buzz Killington
13th November 2008, 12:50 AM
Furman graduates make the best Chic-Fil-A sandwiches I've ever had.

oldfart
13th November 2008, 07:30 AM
If a Furman chick and I were the last two people on earth, I'd only use 1 bag since no one would be around to know.

eaglewithabus
13th November 2008, 08:10 AM
If my daughter and a Furman man were the last two people on earth, Id feel good about it because I know he wouldnt try anything.

Wartown Eagle
13th November 2008, 08:55 AM
If a Furman chick and I were the last two people on earth, I'd only use 1 bag since no one would be around to know.


I'm glad furple existed for the few seconds it took OF to type this post cause that's funny right there.



(now I'm over the happiness and furple should have hell-fire rained down upon it until it resembles a burnt piece of bacon)

eagleswhite44
13th November 2008, 09:06 AM
OK this is really a stretch, but it is easier to get to furman for a game than it is to get to AppSt.

EagleTV
13th November 2008, 09:32 AM
I really enjoy going to games at Furman. Their parking lot is set up that the GSU faithful can come and take them all over with the large tailgating crowds we bring.

trusty
13th November 2008, 09:47 AM
Furman Grads say "Hello and welcome to McDonald's" nicer than anybody else.

oldfart
13th November 2008, 09:48 AM
1 more:
If Disney World were destroyed by some unknown act, it's encouraging to say that Furman would be among the world leaders in fairies.

BrendanGS
13th November 2008, 09:50 AM
I really enjoy the pregame acrobatics! I've never seen anyone "dismount" a horse like that!

BLUEEAGLE
13th November 2008, 12:31 PM
I appreciate the Paladin falling off the horse to help prove that I wasn't the worst rider in the free world.

JumpinJack
13th November 2008, 04:28 PM
Eventually they have to die!

loyaleagle
13th November 2008, 04:34 PM
I like........nope, sorry I got nothin'.

McEagle
13th November 2008, 08:00 PM
I would but I cant think of anything.:eek:

iamtall
13th November 2008, 08:35 PM
Furman girls know how to hit a homerun on the first date.

eaglesnest
13th November 2008, 08:59 PM
Well, let's see here...my youngest brother graduated from there...and now is at uga for his masters...uh...I guess let the flogging begin!!

Eagle22
14th November 2008, 06:47 AM
Well, let's see here...my youngest brother graduated from there...and now is at uga for his masters...uh...I guess let the flogging begin!!

I don't think I would have admitted that !:D

SouthernBred
14th November 2008, 07:12 AM
Purple is slighty more manly than pink........

Purple is not my least favorite color . . . but I do not favor it nearly as much as I do NAVY! (It is challenging to be nice);)

gsugoldnbluethrunthru
14th November 2008, 09:02 AM
Their mothers are good kissers.

trusty
14th November 2008, 10:43 AM
I like their Dunken Donuts coffee better than Starbucks.

gasou4389
14th November 2008, 12:11 PM
From what I have heard, Furman men are always courteous enough to give each other the reach around.

KJ Eagle
14th November 2008, 12:41 PM
From what I have heard, Furman men are always courteous enough to give each other the reach around.

:D:eek::D That's a good one!

GSUNCSU
14th November 2008, 01:52 PM
I really enjoy the pregame acrobatics! I've never seen anyone "dismount" a horse like that!That was actually an experiment in gravity by their physics department, see gravity does work (Except in 1985 in the back of the endzone!)

GSUNCSU
14th November 2008, 01:53 PM
Furman does have restrooms on the visitors side (they have to because that's usually where most of the people are)!

BrendanGS
14th November 2008, 02:09 PM
They always impress me with their creativity! Especially when they decided on their current official school name: Furman University Christian Knights!

Eaglegus2
14th November 2008, 02:28 PM
When attending a nudist camp you could tell those from Furman. They had their clothes on.

eaglewithabus
14th November 2008, 02:33 PM
When attending a nudist camp you could tell those from Furman. They had their clothes on.


and all the furman guys were staring at the naked men.

GSC75
14th November 2008, 03:07 PM
Furman is...uh...well...ah hell, I been thinking about this ALL day - there is just NUTHIN' nice I can say about the vermin....

eagleskins
14th November 2008, 04:33 PM
Furman women like the Shocker. :eek:

SwampEagle
15th November 2008, 08:59 AM
Ratsnatavich comete barflucturr eww asmuncher bey floater eatumm.

PowerEagle
15th November 2008, 10:21 AM
This is probably one of the funniest threads I can ever remember on TSC...

Hail The Blue
15th November 2008, 10:37 AM
Purple makes the best bottom color of the rainbow during the parade.

Hail The Blue
15th November 2008, 10:39 AM
Well, let's see here...my youngest brother graduated from there...and now is at uga for his masters...uh...I guess let the flogging begin!!

I'm sorry to hear about his "Condition". Your family is in my prayers.

GaSou93
15th November 2008, 11:47 AM
Furman keeps me from being constipated cause that particular shade of purple gives me the runs!!!

SwampEagle
15th November 2008, 06:37 PM
They lost!!!!!!!!!!!

We won!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eaglegus2
15th November 2008, 06:54 PM
Stumpy has that name for a reason. :)

beachbumeagle
17th November 2008, 04:20 PM
Their lame crowds don't hurt my ears at a football game.

Blueblood
17th November 2008, 04:38 PM
They gave David Young a permanent Georgia Southern highlight.

eaglewraith
17th November 2008, 05:31 PM
They gave David Young a permanent Georgia Southern highlight.

Haha...best one yet...I'll never forget The Hit

81eagle
17th November 2008, 06:27 PM
A future MacDonald's manager!

eaglefan04
18th November 2008, 12:06 AM
They gave David Young a permanent Georgia Southern highlight.

I bet Billy Napier still has a ringing in his ears from that hit.

chiefcat
18th November 2008, 07:41 PM
What Coach Bobby had to say when he was informed of the rule about calling a TO when you don't have one.......sure it was very nice !

eaglewarpaint
20th November 2008, 12:16 PM
Furmanís school logo makes a great target for a sledge hammer!

Raptor23
16th December 2008, 01:23 PM
NO!.......................................

BIGBIRD73
18th December 2008, 03:11 PM
They are cheap dates - take them to any old hog trough and they will eat.

BillyBob
6th January 2009, 04:34 PM
I had a hot-dog in Paladin Stadium that was good. Went down nice with a 42-21 win.
:D

The_Eagles_Cliff
6th January 2009, 06:15 PM
I like Furman because Bobby Lamb is there and he's made more of a career out of losing to Ga Southern than anyone else I can think of.

EaglePecker
15th January 2009, 09:03 PM
Furman is useful:

All of the hatred, without the trouble of having to be deployed.


As my friend John Josey used to say, "if God were to give the world an enema...He'd stick the probe in Greenville."

GSC75
16th January 2009, 01:10 PM
One of their players just posted a rap video on facebook called "FU BOYZ", mentions Lamb and GSU... I sure hope his major isn't music...kid's gonna starve...well, maybe not with rap.

Raptor23
22nd April 2009, 08:53 AM
say something nice...... I would rather gargle with alum..... one good thing I just thought about it...it is not in Statesboro...

McEagle
22nd April 2009, 11:06 AM
It's right off of White Horse Road (US-25) the armpit of SC.

iamtall
22nd April 2009, 01:12 PM
I farted at Paladin Stadium and their girls thought it was an air freshener.

scoobyblue
22nd April 2009, 01:38 PM
When their fans get together decked out in purple they look like Liberace's pit crew. (With apologies to former poster gsu95) ....

KJ Eagle
22nd April 2009, 01:41 PM
Purple is the perfect color for them so that the team can hide all the bruises from the pounding that they take on the field.;)

Hail The Blue
22nd April 2009, 01:43 PM
They are really good at being over hyped.

KJ Eagle
22nd April 2009, 01:44 PM
They are really good at being over hyped.

So are the guys in your avatar...:)

GSCEagle89
22nd April 2009, 01:51 PM
I like Furman because Bobby Lamb is there and he's made more of a career out of losing to Ga Southern than anyone else I can think of.

Amen.

Eagle22
22nd April 2009, 02:45 PM
When their fans get together decked out in purple they look like Liberace's pit crew. (With apologies to former poster gsu95) ....

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winner of the thread

Coach
22nd April 2009, 02:58 PM
40 year old virgin was a graduate of the Furman class of 87

PrinterEagle
22nd April 2009, 03:21 PM
They have high SAT scores. Don't believe me? Ask them.

Their fans only infect Statesboro once every two years.

I heard Bobby Lamb interviewed for the position of Sanitation Engineer at the Paulson Stadium visitors locker room a few years back, unfortunately he failed his tryout. That makes me sad.

southern edumacation
22nd April 2009, 03:52 PM
It's nice that none of their graduates work for my company

eaglewraith
22nd April 2009, 06:35 PM
I heard Bobby Lamb interviewed for the position of Sanitation Engineer at the Paulson Stadium visitors locker room a few years back, unfortunately he failed his tryout. That makes me sad.

Is it because they remembered he liked to kick trash cans over?

scoobyblue
23rd April 2009, 11:20 AM
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winner of the thread

Do I get anything for winning? :D

GSC75
23rd April 2009, 01:57 PM
FU graduates can become a governor of the state no matter HOW big an idiot they are...., evidently the bigger the idiot, the better.

1peatfor7
29th April 2009, 08:38 AM
Vermin keeps brie and wine sales up because that is how they like to tailgate.

eaglewithabus
29th April 2009, 10:41 AM
male furman grads keep ordained ministers in the state of california busy.

NCEagleMan05
29th April 2009, 11:41 AM
Their purple pants really hide when their football players are having their period, which must be nice for them.

Raptor23
11th May 2009, 08:29 AM
I wouldn't say anything nice about fu...even if you water boarded me....

garns 4
12th May 2009, 09:08 PM
Their more disliked than any other football opponent that wears purple, including UAlbany!

Pigskin Steve
23rd June 2009, 04:27 AM
They have that fantastic football coach Bobby Lame.....ow, sorry Lamb.

(Apologies to the memory of Bobby Lane.)

Raptor23
29th June 2009, 01:57 PM
still can't think of anything nice.......nope!

GSC75
1st July 2009, 11:37 AM
FU graduates can become a governor of the state no matter HOW big an idiot they are...., evidently the bigger the idiot, the better.

there prob should be some kind of addition to this.....

how 'bout adding a new term for "having an affair", now "a trip to Argentina" means the same thing....

Coach
1st July 2009, 02:12 PM
there prob should be some kind of addition to this.....

how 'bout adding a new term for "having an affair", now "a trip to Argentina" means the same thing....

Poor guy I guess he didn't get out of system while at college...Why you ask? Because he went to Furman

Bojangles
2nd July 2009, 03:27 PM
Poor guy I guess he didn't get out of system while at college...Why you ask? Because he went to Furman

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/suckanut/furman.gif?t=1246566516

Typical night in Greenville

scoobyblue
2nd July 2009, 04:20 PM
Egads.

BIGBIRD73
8th September 2009, 01:41 PM
They look better in purple than Barney, well maybe.