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19th April 2010, 01:39 PM
A pirate walks into a bar. He peg leg dragging behind. th' parrot on he shoulder died a forrrtnigt past. smell does it.

Behind the counter an old salt cleans glasses.

"What ye say be the good word?" the pirate half mumbled, half screamed?

"To hell with Georgia" came from three Irishmen in the back, drinking clear whiskey - like all the jolly good fellows.

Th' pirate walked out of the bar. The crew sets it ablaze. Give ye no quarter.

Demand Respect.

The Bloated Walrus makes sail for Atlanta at dawn.

19th April 2010, 01:55 PM
Well say hellow to all the GaState fans you run into.

Give'm the cat then keelhal them crossed the Walrus's barnical ridden backside!
Then make them watch a snoop dog video 100 times till they break and say.
" A cap'n, you sail for the REAL GSU and we'll suck your barnical infested toe if ye let us go."
Or something piraty like that!

Then call them li'l B****s and let them go! U know to sread the story of the Dread Pirat Steve & such.
If not they can dance the hempin jig!

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26th April 2010, 10:06 AM
The Dread Pirate Steve
Steve the Pirate

Steves perception after a 1/2 galon of rum

The day after the gallon of rum wears off & reality sets in!

Steve demeanor or inner pirate after a hard night drink’n & wench serven

The *****cat that chocked down Steve’s parrot

Steve’s crew loves head - errr skull